In 2003, this was how I introduced this page. I had to read it, so I'm going to have to ask you too as well. May god have mercy on both of our souls:

Here are some brilliantly Useless for anything other than time wasting links for you to browse at your pleasure. There are also some that are not useless

Useless

• 3D Pong. I doubt you will remember the original Pong but here is a cool 3d version. One problem, It's a Swedish site.

  • [ed. Why on earth was I talking like I remembered the original pong? And with some casual xenophobia... Big Boomer Energy from that one. Anyway, I don't know if this is exactly the same version, but it's close enough. It's also not Swedish.]

• My █████ ██████ Site. Has not been updated for just under a year. Starts bad, gets worse and the end is just terrible but apart from that it is Brilliant. This was my first site and I had some problems. Don't judge this site by that one.

  • [ed. NOPE.]

• Guimp The smallest website on the net.

  • [ed. Miraculously, this one is online! And about as useful as it was in 2002.]

• The End of the Web Name sez it all

  • [ed. I think I just cringed inside out. Also while I can't blame him for my terrible abuse of English, I suspect my dad may have provided me with a lot of these links, which explains a lot about what is featured here.]

• http://www.filmforclassics.com/. Every camera needs film right? This is a site that sells film for cameras that are no longer used.

  • [ed. That was a bold statement, even in 2002, but amazingly the website is still online and appears to still be operating. Wild.]

• http://www.msegrip.com/gript.html Do you watch the credits at the ends of films. I do and here is what all those names mean. (best boy etc. Not Stephen Spielberg)

  • [ed. That's not what this website is? Jesus. Also yes, this definitely came from my dad.]

• Collect the Elements. You too can have all the elements.

  • [ed. I'm not sure that's what this is advertising, but sure, why not. Also I'm not sure why you'd want that.]

• Elemental Names Is your name a compound?

  • [ed. The Original Link, is dead, but this is the gist of it.]

• The Useless Button

  • [ed. this was always internal. I'm sorry.]

• Useless Info.tk In case you forgot where you are.

  • [ed. This is the sole addition to the page. In case you wanted to see the Archived version of the original incarnation of this website. Not sure why you would, but it's important for posterity I guess?

Not Useless

I Find it very telling that there was nothing here. Seems to have been anticipating my nihilist phase quite well.

Though to be fair, going back over the above list has sent me right back into it. This website definitely lives up to its name, doesn't it...