Right. This is where the Fun Begins.

The useless facts are organised according to genre and subject.

If you want to find a certain thing then, well, good luck and god speed. In 2003, I promised that a search engine was on the horizon. Talk about a pipe dream!

• The Animal World
• Celebrities
• Daft Laws
• Foods and Drinks
• General Uselessness
• Geographical Uselessness
• Historical Uselessness
• The Human Body
• Language
• Art & Literature
• Marketing
• Money
• Movies and Television
• Phobias
• Religion
• Scientific Uselessness
• Statistics
• Sports
• The Earth and The Universe
• Travel and Vehicles
• Useless Music Stuff
• War
• World Records
• Buildings

A word to the wise: these facts were sourced, mostly through stealing from other useless information websites, and while 2003 was well before we hit critical mass of disinformation on the internet, I definitely did not do any due diligence. Also, it's been over two decades many of the facts will be outdated.

So, I'm going to endeavour to go hunting for sources, which I will then cite, with links.^{like this}.

Any facts that are outdated or otherwise incorrect, will be left as is, but an additional bullet point will be added, like this:

• I'm an outdated and/or incorrect fact
  • I'm a correction to the above fact.^{and obviously my source is cited}

I may also add commetnary, be it sarcastic, sincere, or downright derogatory in a similar fashion, where appropriate.